Love and Other Puzzles by Kimberley Allsopp
Author:Kimberley Allsopp
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2021-12-22T00:00:00+00:00
THURSDAY
Two days ago
I sit on the sofa until 1 am. Waiting for him to return. Resisting the urge to do work or clean so he knows Iâm sincere in my apology. Iâm angry at him but apologetically so.
I havenât even touched the crossword until I finally cave to the notion of sleep at 3 am because my eyes can no longer stay open. I go to bed, which is the signal for my brain to wake up and want to do a little polka around my head. I relent and open the crossword app.
Iâve upset Lucas to the point that Iâve become invisible. Plus I may have accidentally been on a date (despite my saying it was definitely not a date, but if you have to say that then itâs definitely a date) with another man â a lovely man. And I am no closer to getting time with Elle Chambers, a fact that will soon become blindingly obvious to David and Mathia.
A smarter person would retrace their footsteps and come to the realisation that basing important life decisions on a crossword app may not be the most well-thought-out idea, but Iâm not a smarter person. Iâm stubborn and refuse to give up after three days. I am just suffering from some very large teething problems.
It isnât the crosswordâs fault â spies got my foot in the door when it came to an actual by-line and Elle Chambersâ email. She hasnât responded to my plea yet, but itâs in her inbox. Or in her junk folder. Maybe the crossword isnât working to its full potential because Iâm not taking this far enough. If Mata Hari or James Bond wanted something done, theyâd just go, do it and not be shy about it either (admittedly, James Bond could have stood to be a little shyer). They wouldnât lie in bed wondering why theyâre wide awake at 3 am. Theyâd go straight to the target and get what they wanted. I also highly doubt that either Hari or Bond would be alone in bed. They didnât seem the type.
I pull out my bedside notebook. My mother once suggested that I keep one next to me so that when I wake up panicking and full of to-do lists in the middle of the night, I can write my thoughts down and empty my head enough to go back to sleep. She so rarely gives me useful advice â see breathing exercises â that I was surprised when this turned out to be helpful.
I start a list.
What do I know about Elle Chambers?
I know her email.
I know she isnât so hard up for beauty products that sheâd attend launches for a goody bag.
I know she is about to announce a bid for the council position.
She has two dogs. Both are older and walking them is her main exercise.
I know she is on television every weekday morning.
I know she is most likely waking up now, while Iâm still struggling to go to sleep.
Thatâs the sum of it.
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